Brooke Lawler is obsessed with dogs. Seriously. She just got a puppy and will not stop talking about it. She drives an hour and a half every weekend to go see it. I understand it's cute and all but SO AM I. I think I might be a tad jealous.
Brooke Lawler watches "her soaps" religiously. Her mom and her continuously chat on the phone about "Days of Our Lives" or "General Hospital" or whatever other soap that hasn't been cancelled yet. It's funny but also sort of strange.
Brooke Lawler loves Dancing With the Stars. This is fine. When she tries to reenact it, however, is where it becomes a problem. She has broken many things in our kitchen so far, most remarkably not any of her bones! She allegedly took dance class for 10 years. I demand to see some proof of completion certificates because I am just not buying it. (You wouldn't either, believe me!)
Brooke Lawler is a drama queen. If she gets her hand caught on a door handle (yeah, it happens) you would think someone had just attacked her with a club. You can hear her yelps and over-exaggerations from at least the next state over. And no, I'm not exaggerating that.
Brooke Lawler drives a VW Bug. This bug takes diesel. It smells like crayons. This is Brooke's pride and joy. When you drive past it you would think you were passing a semi truck. Nope. Just a bug.
Brooke Lawler is a fantastic teammate. She is #4, right footed, and plays defense with me. She never stops trying out on the field and that is exactly why we are so lucky to have her.

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